What the Fuck May 28, 2008

So current roommate’s parents have decided that I must sign a NOTORIZED statement saying that if anything happens to the apartment in the next month, roommate will not be financially responsible for it.  This is ridiculous for several reasons.

A) It is roommate’s fault that I am staying there the extra month because she forgot to give the move out notice on time

B) It is notorized

C) It’s only for a month

D) I’ve had enough of this shit

My question is: if we end up paying for some damage, how will we find out from the rental place whether or not it took place in the month while I was there?

All I can say is: I guess they caught wind of my plans to commit multiple animal sacrifices on a homemade pyre as well as my plans to throw crazy parties and trash the apartment.  I guess I’ll have to find somewhere else to live my insane, irresponsible life.

Ahhhhh!!!! I Can’t Take it Anymore!!!! May 17, 2008

Major rant ahead.  I’ve never been this frusturated with someone since a certain someone said “Extend the case evidence; my partner will explain it later.”

Tonight, after working for 10 and a half fucking hours, I decided to clean the kitchen.  As I was cleaning, I noticed that my roommate’s stuff was gone.  Then I noticed that something of mine was gone.  Then I realized that she went through the kitchen without me.  We had been saying for the past two months at least that we should go through the kitchen together before she moves out, precisely to avoid situations like this one.  We had scheduled a time this week, but then someone asked me to dogsit for them, so I asked Roommate if we could reschedule.  Well, I was pretty pissed when i found out that she already did it without even letting me know.  So I called her and told her that I was upset and that something of mine was missing.  And of course, she started making excuses.  One of them was how crazy her schedule was.  So she couldn’t even call me and let me know that this was happening?  My schedule’s crazy too, but at least I have the courtesy to bother to let her know what’s going on.  Then, of course, she started brining things up that were totally unrelated to the discussion we were currently having.  She claims that she hates conflict, but she sure knows how to dig up the past and name a litany of things that is wrong with me.  She’s so passive aggressive it’s borderline insanity.  This bullshit is precisely her passive aggressive nature coming out.  I’m just really pissed that she can’t even respect me enough to let me know what’s going on, and she’s so sketch that she just goes and does the exact opposite of what we’ve been talking about doing for months.  So I channeled my anger into cleaning the kitchen and finding more things of mine that are missing. 

If she respects me and regards me this little, then I’m not going to her fucking wedding.  I’m so fucking sick and tired of dealing with her that every time I see her name come up on my phone, I groan.  The reason why she has so few friends is that she only cares about herself and I’m fucking tired of dealing with it.  I’ve stood here and let her abuse me in the name of making things right, but it seems like the conversation we had once went in one ear and out the other.  So forget it.  I’m done with this.