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What to Eat When You’re Poor April 7, 2008

Filed under: Rambles — hopelessrecluse @ 5:42 pm
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Lately, I’ve been eating rice topped with some mixture of beans and tomatoes.  This combination can be surprisingly versatile.

Refried beans + diced tomatoes + taco mix + thyme
Red beans + diced tomatoes + allspice + thyme
pinto beans + diced tomatoes +  tofu + allspice + thyme

Put these combinations on top of rice.

See how versatile?

Also, try pasta.

Cheese is too expensive, so don’t try that.  Vegetables can be expensive, depending on what kind you buy.  If you do, you’ll have to stick with the simplicity of carrots or broccoli.  Don’t even think about asparagus.  Also, don’t go near the snack aisle, as you’ll end up getting broker and fatter.  Sadly, beer is out of the question, unless you want Natural Ice or something else equally as disgusting and not worth the cheapness.  Incidentally, tofu is cheap as well.  It’s best to stick with things in cans, as two cans can cost under $1.00 and make a huge meal with leftovers.

The goal is to feel full and to make slight variations day-to-day in order to feel like you’re actually eating something different than you did yesterday.  Spices help with this, but you should hope that they’re already in your pantry, because spices are expensive- typically $5 a pop.  That’s almost four meals!

In conclusion: cans, rice, pasta, full, flavor.

Ok, so now there’s a segment on the nightly news about an Indian Orphanage.  And now I feel guilty for writing this.  Incidentally, they also eat rice everyday.

 

Evangelism for the Lost March 25, 2008

Filed under: Life — hopelessrecluse @ 9:48 am
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My mother sent me an email from Focus on the Family explaining why Obama should not be president.  I love when she sends me these email forwards instead of news articles.  One time she sent me something from  a “general” who was explaining why the war in Iraq is necessary.  I guess I’ll have to get used to these things, considering my viewpoints.  I know all these things: that Obama is pro-choice, against bans of homosexual marriage, interested in raising taxes, against the war, and yet I still support him.  That’s because I want to support those things.  We could use a little balance to the disaster that has been the past eight years of our country’s history.  I would really like to email my mom detailed analysis of what I think of the whole thing, but that would probably not be wise.  I’ll just ignore it and hope that she doesn’t keep doing this.

 

Fucking Moron March 8, 2008

Filed under: Feminism — hopelessrecluse @ 3:50 pm
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Last week, this article appeared in the Washington Post.  The blogosphere has been going nuts about it, and rightly so, because it’s absolutely appalling.  It was written by Charlotte Allen, and after the uproar about her awful article, WaPo said that it was meant to be satiric.  It was most definitely NOT satiric.  I read the article a day or two after it came out, and I sent an email to Ms. Allen.  Granted, my little undergraduate mind can’t compare to a Harvard and Stanford grad, but I’m sure she was surprised to hear such vehement anger from an Evangelical Institution student, if she’s ever heard of the place.  Well, turns out she actually emailed me back, and here’s the exchange:

Ms. Allen,
This is a response to your article entitled “We Scream, We Swoon.  How Dumb Can We Get?” in the online version of the Sunday, March 2nd edition of the Washington Post.
My first question is: is this a serious article or some kind of satiric piece on the idea that women are naturally worth less than men because of their scientifically-proven smaller brains?  If it is the latter, I am not picking up the cues from your writing.  I’m going to assume that you, a woman, actually mean every word of what you say.
I think you’re writing from the premise that women are essentially sentimental and are constantly consuming books and entertainment that is worth less than what men consume.  Since this is one of your assumptions, how can you possibly admit that you admire a woman such as Elizabeth I, who, according to you is naturally dumber than the men she was commanding?  These “outliers” you talk about were actually part of their culture, not monastics who could create their own reality by separating themselves from their peers and culture and pretending to be a man.  I think you need to look into your literary history a little more, especially when you talk about Richardson, who happened to be a man writing a sentimental piece which was read by men in clubs who cried over it.  Don’t forget Dickens, who was also a man writing sentimental novels.  And who said that sentimentality has to be a bad thing?  Harriet Beecher Stowe got the United States to understand what slavery was like and she humanized the bodies being bought and sold.  She also created huge social and pragmatic change.
Also, you belittle your own academic career when you say that”I have coasted through life and academia on the basis of an excellent memory and superior verbal skills, two areas where, researchers agree, women consistently outpace men.“  You don’t think at all that you, as an individual, and not some evolutionary example of femaleness made your own way in your career?  If you think you should make a house a home, then why are you writing articles for the Washington Post?  Why do you even bother with a career at all?  Could you perhaps be using the idea that woman are naturally stupid as an excuse to publish a really awful article?  Even by admitting that there are some feminists who don’t know what the Oprah Winfrey Show is, you admit that there are women out there, despite their mental incapacity, who don’t go for the sentimental and generally stupid.  If you know who Mary Wollstonecraft is, you might understand that sometimes women’s tendency toward the “dim” is because they are trained to be that way by their culture (by articles like yours) even when they could be better.  Your article is actually making more stupid women, not to mention justifying all the misogynistic tendencies of the men who think that women should stay barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.
People have fainted at Hillary rallies, too, and I’m pretty sure the fainting at Obama rallies was because of the heat, not because of Obama worship.  Don’t forget the 10-year-old child who fainted in California when Schwarzenegger was up front.
I support your effort as a woman to write and be heard in a nationally-recognized newspaper.  But, I do not support a poorly researched article which is counterproductive of your efforts and to all women with goals and with brains.

Ms. :
I don’t think you’ve read my article very carefully. We’ve had almost 40 years of movement feminism, indoctrinated at every level of education, so it’s difficult to understand how you can blame the “culture” for women’s acting dim. The culture of dimness has, alas, been created by women themselves.
Charlotte Allen 
I sent her an email back saying that, oh yes, of course she’s right; not only am I stupid, but my uterus is the reason why I can be passed off as hysteric when I have a real concern.  My ovaries secrete stupid hormones all day long.
Oh trust me, I read your article very, very carefully, and I got exactly what you said.  That’s why I was so angry.  “I don’t think you read my article very carefully” is a classic excuse for “I suck as a writer and don’t realize that my words can be interpreted differently than what I intended.”  She says that there’s nothing in the culture that allows women to act this way, but then she goes to say that women “created the culture of dimness.  What the fuck?  In other words, women are stupid.  I read your article carefully.  I can’t say the same for one of my profs, to whom I sent the article.  That particular prof, Dr. P, didn’t get it.  The other prof I sent it to was just as freaked out as I was.
Seriously, google Charlotte Allen and see how crazy this woman is/how pissed off the rest of the world is.